darkladywolf

I didn't really want to comment on the election except to say thank the Gods, Goddesses and any other non-gender discriminatory deities that may be hanging around that it's over!

Except to mention this rather funny (to me) US based Headline on the matter:


{Lyrics: Another BLoody Election - Killing Joke }

I know I have a dirty mind, but I can't help laughing at the quote from one of the animals in my Animal Crossing game:
Can I trade you something for my cherry?

I found a book my housemate wanted today and bought it for her (she'll pay me back, we've worked something else out for Christmas - yes, the Christmas I'm not doing). I put it on the counter and the person serving promptly knocked the drink they had all over the book.
"Do you want another book?"

I was very good and didn't say anything like "What do you think brainiac?". Instead I said, "I think that would be best, don't you?". (ok, I was a bit sarcastic).

Of course now I wonder what his drink was doing there in the first place...

Well I tried to log into my internet banking yesterday, only to find that the log in screen was now for their financial management service. Now they'd been talking about merging the two for some time, so I wasn't too surprised.

Except that I couldn't actually log in.

Eventually I rang their customer service line.


"Hello, I'm trying to get into Internet Banking..."
"Oh yes, it's broken."
"Ah, that would be it."
"Apparently we have a broken link that's slowly taking over our website."


Now isn't that a wonderful explanation? It sounds like a rushed explanation that a tech has given to someone who doesn't understand the technology and it's grown from there.

I like it.

Of course, I still can't access my account...

I absolutely love this guarantee!

A sports manager:
Wendell's impact was...impactful.

I'm glad we cleared that up.

We are supposed to listen to doctors and follow their directions. Yet they need malpractice insurance.

Think about it.

I've never had an electic oven explode. I have never seen a metal element 'blow out' the way this one has. Last night, we found a possible reason it did this. It has six legs and was probably not made of charcoal in its natural state. I think the insect provided a lovely ground for the electrickery flowing through the element making a hotspot...

Is is a bad start to the day when your glass of water, deliberately placed far away from the bed so you have to reach for it, is still knocked over when reaching to turn off the much closer alarm? Is it a worse start when this results in water in your powerboard, which starts to futz, smoke and get incredibly hot?

Good morning world.