Ooom Pah Pah Everyone Knows

The caller to the Thousand Dollar Minute on the radio wasn't doing too well, missing many (to me) obvious questions. Then came this corker:

Radio Personality: What is the smallest woodwind instrument in an orchestra?
Caller: Um....ah...Cello?

Oh dear.

What God Wants God Gets, Got Help Us All

Ok, this kind of thing (from the UK) just pisses me right off.

This part sounds hopeful:

From 1 December it will be unlawful to discriminate against workers because of their sexual orientation, whether they are bisexual, lesbian, gay or heterosexual.

Then it's followed by this...

Religious organisations are exempted from these new rules.


So you can't discriminate, unless you're doing it for a religious reason, then it's perfectly alright. After all, if you forced this on religions then you'd be discriminating against them, wouldn't you?

They Watched A Man Named Armstrong Walkin' On The Moon

( Sexual references )