With A Pirate Head And A Pirate Heart

Your pirate name is:

Mad Bess Bonney


Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Find your own pirate name.

Crawling On Bones

Just...ugh.

We have an ant problem at work but it's mostly under control. They're always upstairs though, never downstairs.

Today I bought some salmon and went to put it in the downstairs fridge (more room). I open it to find the bottom shelf covered in dead ants...and then a cockroach scuttles out.

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

Ok..the salmon is now in the upstairs fridge.