I'm Driving With Only Three Wheels These Days

[darkladywolf]

Quotes from today:


Why would they call a condom brand "Trojan"? Once it's inside it opens up and lets all the little soldiers out!


I was going to buy myself a bookshelf, but then I thought: "Well I can't afford it this fortnight, and I don't need it desperately so I should leave it." Then I thought "Who is thinking these thoughts?"

Me:

The problem with the car window tinting laws is that they're not consistent. You can only have tinting of 35% opacity. But if the window glass itself is coloured, then you can have it much darker. The law itself must be tinted because it's really not very clear. It's probably even illegally tinted. If the law is illegally tinted could it end up in court with an infringement notice? If it's found guilty, then is it legal to tint your windows again because it's illegal? Does that mean that the law was now wrongly convicted?

FMHM:

I worry about your brain sometimes.

{Lyrics: I'm Going Slightly Mad - Queen }