darkladywolf: (Billy Connolly)
I had to share this. From the last step of a guacamole recipe:

Give it a little more mashing and stirring, then cover the bowl (did I mention to do this in a bowl? If not, scrape everything off the counter into a bowl)

{Lyrics: Guacamole - Super Furry Animals}
darkladywolf: (Wolf Coffee Animated)
I found a book my housemate wanted today and bought it for her (she'll pay me back, we've worked something else out for Christmas - yes, the Christmas I'm not doing). I put it on the counter and the person serving promptly knocked the drink they had all over the book.
"Do you want another book?"

I was very good and didn't say anything like "What do you think brainiac?". Instead I said, "I think that would be best, don't you?". (ok, I was a bit sarcastic).

Of course now I wonder what his drink was doing there in the first place...

A quote

May. 7th, 2003 03:29 pm
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"I like McDonald's Apple Pies becaues they're crunchy and don't taste like apple."
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In a forum I frequent, one of the participants threw this out:


People laugh at me, because I'm different; I laugh at them, because they're all the same!"



That's a sentiment I can live by.

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